The Thoughts of Nicholas Cooper I

angelsfancrc:

I was just going through my vinyl collection and I realized I had a lot of vinyl albums. A lot of cool ones I didn’t even realize I had. I’ve decided to make a list of the ones I own. Album name in italics.

• The Beatles 1962-1966
• The Beatles 1967-1970
• Billy Joel The Stranger
• Cameo Word Up! (Not my finest album)
• The Cars The Cars
• David Bowie Heroes
• Deep Purple Machine Head
• The Doors The Doors
• Electric Light Orchestra Greatest Hits
• Emerson Lake and Palmer Brain Salad Surgery
• Emerson Lake and Palmer Pictures at an Exhibition
• Emerson Lake and Palmer Tarkus
• Fleetwood Mac Rumours
• Foreigner Foreigner
• Franz Schubert Unfinished Symphony No8. in D Minor, Symphony No. 3 in D Performed by William Steinberg and the Pittsburgh Symphony Orchestra
• Genesis Invisible Touch
• Jesus Christ Superstar
• Jethro Tull A Passion Play
• Journey Escape
• Kansas Audio-Visions
• Kansas Leftoverture
• Kansas Masque
• Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin
• Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin II
• Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin IV
• Led Zeppelin Physical Graffiti
• Mahavishnu Orchestra Birds of Fire
• Monty Python Live at the City Center
• Modest Mussorgsky Pictures at an Exhibition
• The Nice Keith Emerson with the Nice
• Pat Benatar Crimes of Passion
• Pink Floyd Animals
• The Police Synchronicity
• Queen A Night at the Opera
• Rainbow Rising
• REO Speedwagon Hi Infidelity
• Richard Wagner Magic Fire Music, The Ride of the Valkyries, Entry of the Gods Into Valhalla, Seigfried’s Rhine Journey, and Seigfried’s Funeral March Performed by William Steinberg and the Pittsburgh Symphony Orchestra
• Styx Pieces of Eight
• Supertramp Breakfast in America
• Talk Talk Talk Talk
• Todd Rundgren’s Utopia Todd Rundgren’s Utopia
• Van Halen 1984
• Van Halen Diver Down
• Van Halen Van Halen
• Van Halen Women and Children First
• The Who Tommy: the Movie
• Yes Fragile

47 LPS. That is a lot more than I expected. But I guess it should be expected. I’ve been gathering LPS I care about for a while now and they are available for a good price at Goodwill and the Swap Meet.

…when did you get Schubert?

insidenicksworld:

If you have a loud-mouthed, bitchy
girlfriend with an obnoxious laugh…

Consider Masturbation.

Have you ever been driving around and you ask your woman to do something trivial and suddenly it turns into a civil rights movement? Why is everything a power struggle with women? I was driving around with my friend and his girlfriend the other day when he simply asked her to make a left turn, then she suddenly flipped out and started bitching about being controlled. Good job moron, I’m sure bull-dyke feminists everywhere are creaming their pants because of your political crusade against oppression, but there are certain times when taking a stand to prove your stupid point is inappropriate. Like when you’re going to MISS THE TURN and make us late to the movie, you dumb bitch!

That reminds me of those bumper stickers I’ve been seeing a lot of lately. They’re yellow with red print: “BITCH ON BOARD.” Yeah, trust us, we know you’re a bitch, you don’t need the bumper sticker. Then they also think it’s cute and/or funny to have one of those bumper stickers that say “I have PMS 24/7.” Thanks for the warning.

I saw some fat chick driving around with her fat friends the other day with one of those “BITCH ON BOARD” stickers on her bumper. There were three of them in the car, and one guy who was obviously married to the girl in the back seat (you could tell that he was married because he had a cold, lifeless stare and was trying to avoid all conversation and eye contact with her). The chicks in the car had the most obnoxious laugh I’ve ever heard: a loud, shrieking cackle, like they’re laughing so hard that they can barely breathe—you could hear the air being sucked in through their blow holes as their chunky jowls jiggled with each spattering of giggles.

What’s so funny? I heard the big mouthed bitch at the wheel telling another joke that wasn’t funny, and sure enough, it was followed up with more cackling. Listen, this is a plea to all men: I know it’s macho to have a girlfriend and everything, but please, if your girlfriend has an obnoxious laugh and a giant mouth, consider masturbation. Seriously, you’re embarassing yourself. There’s no shame in masturbation, unless you get caught.

deathsquirrel:

metalheadnickcooper:

angelfan:

I have noticed lately that I am starting to become a more cynical person. Now if you ask some of my friends they would say that I was always kind of cynical but its gotten to the point where I have really noticed it lately. For example, we had a car crash down the street from us where 3 boys were seriously injured. During last week all I heard was please pray for these boys and I am sorry I cannot do it especially because Alcohol was involved. It would be easier for me had there not been any alcohol involved in the crash. Yet the cynical side of me makes it almost impossible for me to feeld  sorry for those boys.

I do feel sorry, but not for the boys I feel sorry for there families because they had to be put through that. The old me would feel sorry for them and feel sorry that they got into a car crash. Now I feel that they ruined a perfectly good light pole…great thats going to cost my parents tax payers money. That is Cynicism at its best.

Meh. That’s not REALLY cynicism though.

agree with nick and can any1 please explain how the whole “pray for him/her” when some dies is supposed to work?

Bc if in not mistaken God is supposed to judge you based on your life not go “Well you raped and murdered 13 children without any1 finding out but you had this guy pray for you so your in heaven…enjoy.”

Well, it really depends on the repentance of the sinner too. In theory, God will forgive you for ANY crime or sin if you genuinely repent and let the Spirit into your heart, regardless of how horrific it is. The way I see it though, is that if you are going to do such heinous things in the first place, then the odds of you truly repenting are slim to none. Also note that this connection is between only the individual and God; there is no third party (hence the primary difference between Protestantism and Catholicism, which have been fighting and killing each other for that difference…because that’s EXACTLY what Jesus preached *rolls eyes*). Is it possible to pray for someone’s health and soul? In theory, of course it does. But the way I see it, at the end of the day, it’s between God and the sinner. If God wants to kill these guys for their recklessness, then so be it. If He wants to spare them, then it is in His will and it is for a damn good reason. Do I hope these guys get better and learn? Of course I do, for I am no better than these guys in the eyes of God. But in that prayer, I will pray God reveal his plan to them and make them grow a brain in their heads.

Sorry for that unnecessarily grandiose espousal of my religious ideology.

angelfan:

I have noticed lately that I am starting to become a more cynical person. Now if you ask some of my friends they would say that I was always kind of cynical but its gotten to the point where I have really noticed it lately. For example, we had a car crash down the street from us where 3 boys were seriously injured. During last week all I heard was please pray for these boys and I am sorry I cannot do it especially because Alcohol was involved. It would be easier for me had there not been any alcohol involved in the crash. Yet the cynical side of me makes it almost impossible for me to feeld  sorry for those boys.

I do feel sorry, but not for the boys I feel sorry for there families because they had to be put through that. The old me would feel sorry for them and feel sorry that they got into a car crash. Now I feel that they ruined a perfectly good light pole…great thats going to cost my parents tax payers money. That is Cynicism at its best.

Meh. That’s not REALLY cynicism though.

deathsquirrel:

Damn you…….. I never intend to enter your doors again Hungry unless i plan to eat a burger.

Amen