The Thoughts of Nicholas Cooper I

insidenicksworld:

You know what sucks? Blind dates never go on them , and dont say i didnt warn you because it SUCKS. I know this sounds random but i just saw a picture that reminded me of the time i went on a blind date. It was junior year i was at a healthy 190 something pounds no girlfriend so i guess this was before i went insane and my friend Sammy wanted me to go to his winterformal so that he could have someone to chill with. Now mind you that i went my freshmen year and i had a blast my date was funny and cute (Danielle call me sometime). So needless to say i didnt have any reason not to go, so his girlfriend Jamie who was on the saugus dance team told sammy that she would hook me up with someone. In my mind i thought i had hit the jackpot i get to go to formal with some chick on the dance team. Which for all i knew the dance team MUST  consits of some pretty hot chicks WRONG.  Now im not judging and i know beauty is only skin deep but this girl was a bitch so i really dont care she was ugly …….i would have rather gone to the retirement home and picked up a date from there then be with her. Back to the story , so i get a pimp tux with pinstripes it was legit even had the doucher spike haircut too. I havent met her until the day of the dance in retrospect big mistake, and as soo as i saw her i knew it was going to be the date from hell. We all piled into the overpriced limo and everyone is getting lap dances except for who? Me. I have to watch everyone have their fun the whole ride to ventura while i just sit there……what a skank…..We get to the pizza resturant that we are going to eat at and we all sit down and she sits across from me THANK GOD, and im talking to sammy and his gf and im looking around the resturant and the cool pictures they have when all the sudden i hear this “Why is this guy staring at me?” (in annyoing bitch tone). It took me a second to realize that this girl (one of my dates friends) was talking about me.

First off: Why do you assume im staring at you, are you that much of a narssitic bitch to think that?

Second: are you just trying to make a scence you attention craving whore?

And thirdly: be happy that you think someone even notices you

I never wanted to go Ike Turner on someone in my life and ofcourse pussy whipped Boyfriend starts staring me down like a good old dog. So i just ended up basically reading the menu and thinking of different ways i could kill all these people with a spoon, butter knife, and fork. I figured that i couldnt kick her boyfriend in the nuts because they werent there so i would have to throw the butter knife into her purse thus stabbing him in the balls DragonHeart style. We soon left for the dance which i just tried to fall asleep on the way there all the while praying for some sort of sickness so i could leave early. I went to the dance for honestly like 30 minutes and then found a way to leave . Let this be a lesson for you people and learn from my mistakes

Preaching to the choir! Especially the staring shit. I never stare at anyone, and when I am, I’m never thinking of the person I’m looking at. Sigh. Santa Clarita girls…